What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Atheists claim that Earth is 10 billion years old, yet there are no fossils that old. What do you have to say for yourselves for lying?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

{RING} {RING}

Which scene is considered the most difficult to watch in each of Quentin Tarantino's movies?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

What is the reason for The Acolyte (2024 series) having poor reception among Star Wars fans?

HELLO

Yes sir it is.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Why did I move on so fast from a relationship that was my whole life and I was so attached, I moved on by 2 months?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Sure no problem officer.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Do married men like sucking dick?

After a few moments he returns.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?